On a side note, before I forget... here are a few things that students have said that are a little off color or plainly, just bad Engrish. ^_^
"I could never live with someone I couldn't copulate with."
[read copulate as COOPERATE]
"I like penis butter."
[try PEANUT BUTTER]
"2 years ago, I got hit by a car. Until this day, my leg is still hung over."
[uh... her leg still hurts]
Teacher: "Do you work with your hands?"
Student: "Eh? Hand job?"
"You look beautiful today, but you need to change your stockings."
[How to politely tell your boss she has a run in her stockings.]
"Suddenly, a bus came out from my behind."
[Ouch. A bus came at him from behind.]
[What happens when a Japanese person learns from Aussies/Brits/Kiwis. A mispronunciation of the word CAN'T]
"Will you get off with me?"
[Will you give me some time off?]
Student: "I had a very bad stomachache."
Student: "Because I touched a turtle."
[This one is hilarious,but I think you had to have been there for this to make any sense.]